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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9757 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.