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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6514 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 326 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.