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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 798 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.