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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6337 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 1752 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.