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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8128 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 942697 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.