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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7171 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3824 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.