MissileSwapCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Trash Playboy SMP 2024 Part 2

2024.., Bracket, host, Male, nominations, part, playboy, previous, Qualifiers, QUARTERFINALS, Results, Round 1, round 2, Round 3, Round 4, smp, Timer, Tournament, Trash, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

DadCraftBabysitBash

birthday celebration, birthday compromise, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday plans, DadCraftBabysitBash, exhausted parent, family illness, family responsibilities, feeling miserable, lack of sleep, ordering take out, parenting struggles, sick dad, sick day, sick family, sick kids, sick mom, sick on birthday, taking care of kids

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	33	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of being sick on your husband’s birthday! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!

Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!

CraftingLifeLessons

CraftingLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, life advice, life changing, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, life transformation, life-changing experiences, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ores Mined:	8017
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Have you ever learned a life-changing lesson too late, like not realizing that creepers explode when you get too close in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer a crash course in creeper evasion techniques! Join us and learn how to outsmart those sneaky green baddies before they blow up your precious creations. Trust us, it’s a lesson you won’t want to learn the hard way again! So come join us for some explosive fun and epic adventures.

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

YEAH WE BLACK PEOPLE Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black people, civil rights, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, heritage, History, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority, people, Race, resilience, smp, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, yeah

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of black people decided to create the most epic Minecraft server ever. And let me tell you, it was LIT! We’re talking diamond armor for days, nether fortresses conquered in record time, and creeper explosions that would make even the most seasoned player say “dang, that’s impressive.” So why should you join? Because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we slay Minecraft. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show the world what we black people can do in this blocky world!

OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP

2025, billionaires, Business, China, Corruption, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, influence, investigations, Minecraft, OligarchDoom2025, oligarchs, Politics, power, Risk, russia, sanctions, smp, united states, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ores Mined:	1090
Towns Built:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.

And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelFateCraft

butterfly effect, consequential choices, Decision making, impactful choices, impactful decisions, life altering decisions, life changing, life-altering, life-changing choices, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, pivotal decision, pivotal moments, PixelFateCraft, significant choices, small choices big impact, small choices matter, small decision, transformative choices, transformative decisions, turning point

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Join our Minecraft server and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player decided to build a tiny dirt hut as a joke, but it ended up becoming the most epic castle in all the land. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and it led to an all-out war between the players and the feathered foes. Who knows what crazy choices you’ll make on our server that will lead to unforgettable adventures and hilarious mishaps! So come join us and see where your decisions will take you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	65	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
New Chunks Explored:	654150	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crops Grown:	6759
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9134
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8249	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4958
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Buildings Constructed:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Void Armor Forged:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0