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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1906 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?