MissileSmuggleCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Divine Spears Created:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

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yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Bot testing

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This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Farms Harvested:	972
Meteorites Collected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4996	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockBucks Adventures

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If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ores Mined:	1206
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FreePvP

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FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	438179
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1