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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1807 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4198 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 366 |
but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and disco-loving skeletons. you can even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombie llamas. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a giant spider boss while riding a flamingo with a laser cannon.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt minigame where you have to find the golden potato of destiny before the evil potato king steals it? yeah, it’s a real spud-tacular adventure.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and dancing creepers? let’s get this party started!