MissileMayhemCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want to join a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we intercept Russian missiles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear a siren blaring. That’s right, we’re intercepting missiles while building our dream houses! And guess what? Our main man Zelensky is leading the charge, calling for us to join forces and protect our blocky world from those pesky Russians.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet NATO chief Rutte on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let’s show those missiles who’s boss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	437355	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Emeralds Found:	9704	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

banana, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, community-driven, CREEPERS, Curseforge, discord server, Extra Dimensions, farmers delight, gaming servers, Halloween events, HANDCRAFTED, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Network, peels, plenty more decor and block options, Slip, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

Abuse, acceptance, coming out, coping with rejection, discrimination, emotional trauma, family rejection, Gender Identity, hate crimes, healing from trauma, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, mental health, Minecraft, Parent, parental rejection, seeking help, self-acceptance, Server, Support, Trans, Transgender, violence

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1087	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Items Found:	3977	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

COMEBACK, Competition, Defeat, FC Porto, football, goals, Incoming, INTENSE, LOSING, man, MAN U, manchester united, match, Minecraft, mug, Players, porto, smp, Soccer, sports, Thread, Upset, Victory

Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Items Found:	5814	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	New Chunks Explored:	711475

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotionally fragile, FIRED, Friends, Gamers, high maintenance, insecure, likable personality, Manager, Minecraft, Public, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, screaming, Server, small town, Therapist, tip, waitress, WaitressWars

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RentFreeSis30hrs

budgeting, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational differences, housing expenses, millennial struggles, personal finances, RentFreeSis30hrs, sibling relationships, sibling support, sister’s rent, working hours

Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Alien Abductions:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

BullySlayer, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NoHellAllowedCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

assault, China, Diplomatic tension, Dispute, east asia, Fiasco, Fishermen, fishing rights, foreign policy, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime security, military aggression, SeaCraft, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial conflict, territorial waters, United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS), Vietnam

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Tie-Breaker Network

bridging ties, Communication, Community, Connections, INFORMATION, information flow, information sharing, interpersonal relationships, Network, network theory, networking, relationships, social capital, social circles, social dynamics, social influence, social networks, social theory, Sociology, strength of weak ties, Tiebreaker, Weak ties

so, liek, u kno wen u play minecraft an u need info on how to build a sick castle or find diamonds? well, dis server is da place 2 be cuz we got da best social ties eva! our players r all over da place, so u can get all da insider tips u need.

u wont find any weak ties here, only strong bonds dat will help u conquer da minecraft world! plus, we got da craziest stories bout players who found secret dungeons or tamed dragons. u never know wat u might discover on dis server!

so, wat r u waiting for? join us now an be part of da most epic minecraft community out there! who needs weak ties wen u can have strong ones dat will help u rule da game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!

Adventure, Biomes, building, Chicago-inspired, Community, community project, Dimensions, Discord, Drool, elemental control, Exploring, Flight, Goats, GoatZone, Included, laser vision, learning, Modded, Modern city, Mods, new things, Players, Powers, rule, Server, smp, special powers, Super, super speed, super strength, Unique abilities, Whitelist

GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Superpowers	Every player gets a special superpower, unique to them
Community Project	Building a modern Chicago-inspired city together
Mods	New biomes, dimensions, and more for exploration
Focus	Building, exploring, and learning superpowers

FAQ

How do I get a superpower?

Every player automatically receives a unique superpower upon joining the server.

Can I change my superpower?

Superpowers are exclusive and cannot be changed or swapped with other players.

How do I join the community project to build the city?

Simply log in to the server and start contributing to the city building efforts with other players.

Are there specific rules for using superpowers?

While there are no strict rules governing superpower usage, players are encouraged to use them responsibly and considerately towards others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dimension Hops:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

/Int/ Crafting Fun Minecraft Server

AMBITION, aspiration, Crafting, craving, desire, dream, Fun, Goal, Int, International, just want one thing, longing, Minecraft, Need, Objective, one thing, Pursuit, Request, seeking, Server, Want, wish, yearning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, /int/ just want one thing – to have a blast!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. /int/ just want one thing – and that thing is you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros

all over bros, Bitcoin, bros, Craig Wright, cryptocurrency, Deception, Digital Currency, EXPOSED, Fake, fraud, fun while it lasted, hoax, identity revealed, Impostor, internet drama, jig, Minecraft, online controversy, scam, smp, the jig is up, truth revealed, Uncovered, unmasked

Hey there fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we have uncovered the true identity of Craig Wright (spoiler alert: it’s not who you think)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even uncover some more juicy secrets along the way. See you in the game, fellow crafter!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoCoolMomAllowed

alcohol, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, consequences, cool mom, court petition, custody agreement, discipline, discipline strategies, ex-spouse, family dynamics, homecoming dance, Honesty, NoCoolMomAllowed, parenting, step-parenting, teenage rebellion, Trust, Weed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Picture this: your stepdaughter trying to steal alcohol and weed from your locked liquor cabinet before her Homecoming dance. Will she get away with it? Will her dad find out and put a stop to her rebellious ways? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and wife as they battle it out over parenting styles. Will the “cool mom” prevail and let her daughter go to the dance, or will the strict dad win and ground her for life? The stakes are high and the drama is even higher on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

Best choice, best option, best pick, best position, best selection, ideal position, Minecraft, optimal position, perfect position, preferred position, prime position, ProGamer69, recommended position, smp, top choice, top option, top pick, top position, top position for success, top ranking position, top rated position, top selection, ultimate position

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the best position is the one where you’re flexing on everyone else with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join us and show off your skills like a boss!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal – literally, he once drank a whole keg of potion of invisibility and disappeared for a week.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feathers and eggs. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.