come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 106

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MotelBlockerCraft

    MotelBlockerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

    Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

    ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun
    So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

    We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

    Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom
    Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Alien Abductions: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Touchdown Minecraft SMP

    Touchdown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

    But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Dimension Hops: 11 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

    Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

    Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

    Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • TurkeyCraft2021

    TurkeyCraft2021
    🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

    👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

    📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

    🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

    💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Villages Defended: 17 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SkinSwapCraft

    SkinSwapCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

    Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

    So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

    ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!
    so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 88 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Animals Bred: 53 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • 3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

    3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

    A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

    At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 674993 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

    Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

    Power of Creation Server Overview

    Server Type Modded SMP
    Preferred Age 18+
    Location UK
    Main Content Mods Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the server?

    More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

    2. What is the focus of the server?

    The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

    3. What makes this server unique?

    The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 274 Villages Defended: 14
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

    Stinky Indians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

    So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Towns Built: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Seething Minecraft SMP Player

    Seething Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

    Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ParentalPanicCraft

    ParentalPanicCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

    So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Potions Brewed: 79
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

    and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

    so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Ores Mined: 5721
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyCreeperz420

    CraftyCreeperz420
    come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

    we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

    if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Void Armor Forged: 25

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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