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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7253 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 9990 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing. Trust us, it’s worth it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a group of mischievous pandas who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot. Can you out-dance a panda? Only one way to find out!
So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you there, love handles and all!