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| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 5174 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us and leave behind the world of hypergamous man-hating infertile sluts, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that sweet castle you’ve been dreaming of. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only “stare” you’ll be getting is from the Ender Dragon as you take it down with your trusty diamond sword.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named tacobellover69 stumbled upon our server and was instantly greeted by a herd of dancing tacos. Yes, you heard that right – dancing tacos! From that moment on, tacobellover69 knew they had found their forever home in the wackiest Minecraft server around.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Bell Tower, where players can battle it out for the title of Supreme Taco Master. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco God who will grant you three wishes – all taco-related, of course.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most taco-licious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Remember, on our server, the tacos are always fresh and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and be a part of the most legendary boomer band in Minecraft history. We’ll serenade creepers, enchant Endermen, and even make the Wither boss tap its feet to the beat. Who needs redstone contraptions when you have a guitar solo that can summon lightning?
So grab your pickaxe and your drumsticks, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us now and let’s rock and roll our way to victory!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 110 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 288 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6237 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. Yes, you read that right. Aliens. And they throw the best parties in the galaxy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yeah, you heard me. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? It’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 276 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But beware, Caesar himself roams the server, ready to challenge any player to a gladiator-style duel. Will you emerge victorious and earn his favor, or will you be banished to the wilderness to fend for yourself?
If battling the mighty Caesar isn’t enough of a reason to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in all of Minecraft? Legend has it that hidden deep within the mines are diamonds the size of your head and emeralds that glow in the dark.
So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to hail Caesar and have a good time. Just watch out for the lava pits and the occasional rogue creeper – they’re more dangerous than any army Caesar could muster.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
| Animals Bred: | 187 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us on this wild ride where we embrace the chaos of a post-Christian world. Build your own church made entirely out of diamond blocks and sacrifice creepers in the name of Notch (our lord and savior).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only commandment is to have fun and build epic structures. Who needs Christianity when you have the power of redstone at your fingertips?
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Potions Brewed: | 35 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Our server is so touch averse, even the mobs in the game will keep their distance from you. No more accidental hits or unwanted hugs from creepers. You can mine, build, and explore in peace without anyone invading your personal space.
And don’t worry about any traumatic experiences holding you back from joining. Our server is a trauma-free zone, where the only thing you’ll be traumatized by is how addictive and fun it is to play here.
So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs human contact when you have a virtual world to escape to?
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us and experience the thrill of shouting “Sore wa meirei desu ka?” at your fellow players, only to have them respond with a resounding “Hai wa ikkai dake!” It’s like a battle of wills, but with pixelated swords and pickaxes!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to yell “Oyamenasai!” as you defeat a creeper in epic combat? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for some seriously cringey anime lines along the way.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with the Endermen!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy! You can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re afraid of clowns, in which case, maybe sit this one out.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2690 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with giant burritos. Yes, you heard that right, GIANT BURRITOS! These burritos were so massive that you could build your house inside one and still have room for a dance party.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted llamas that drop loot like it’s nobody’s business, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a burrito-filled dream, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and a side of salsa!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with rainbow sheep, gender-bending potions, and a secret quest to find the mystical Gender Diamond. Rumor has it, whoever finds this diamond will unlock their true gender identity and gain epic powers like never before!
So why wait? Join our server today and let your true self shine through in the most LOLzy way possible! Who knew video games could be so enlightening?
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 109 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! We have extractions happening left and right, with the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu leading the charge. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extraction of the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust – it’s going to be a wild ride!
And if you’re worried about spoilers, don’t be! Our game is tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect the unexpected. Plus, our tutorial is a must-watch – you won’t regret it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download links are above, and be sure to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for all the latest updates. See you in the game!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 52 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 94 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
