MineTurf: Jailbreak Edition – Battle, Friendships, & Chaos! No square or curly shenanigans here

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, battle, Chaos, Curly, custom fishing, custom mines, custom skills, Edition, Free Ranks, FRIENDSHIPS, Jailbreak, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Mineturf, Other, Pickaxe Enchants, Rewards, Shenanigans, Square, supply crates

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/30-minutes-funniest/">Mineturf Prisons</a>

Welcome to Mineturf Prisons!

IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	Join our Discord

Features:

Free Ranks by Grinding
Custom Skills & Abilities
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I obtain free ranks?	Free ranks can be obtained by grinding in the game.
Are there any custom skills in the game?	Yes, there are custom skills and abilities available for players.
What is the PvP Arena?	The PvP Arena is a designated area for players to engage in player vs player combat.
How can I access the supply crates?	Supply crates can be accessed by completing certain milestones or tasks in the game.

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Animals Bred:	176
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre moments, Confidently, eccentric actions, funny mistakes, odd occurrences, offbeat moments, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar occurrences, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, uncommon occurrences, unconventional behavior, unique actions, unusual habits, unusual incidents, weird, weird behavior, WrongCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Items Found:	2609
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3723	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Zombie Dances:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!

CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5644	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7920
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Players Killed by Monsters:	4856
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!

HeritageCraft

anger, aunt, brother, Conflict, deathbed, decision, disagreement, Estate, family, Father, heritage, HeritageCraft, House, Inheritance, ownership, Property, Respect, RIGHTS, sibling, Will

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	1440
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Emeralds Found:	4756
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like inheriting houses from your family members, our server will have you making tough decisions and facing off against your own brother (hopefully not in real life though). Build your own virtual empire and show off your inheritance skills to the rest of the players. Who knew family drama could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to rule over your digital kingdom!

MomCraftedMadness

anger management, awkward situation, boundaries crossed, confronting betrayal, confronting friend, confronting infidelity, dealing with betrayal, difficult conversation, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family drama, Family secrets, friend betrayal, friendship tested, Infidelity, loyalty tested, MomCraftedMadness, moral dilemma, mother affair, personal boundaries, trust broken

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4424	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	5868	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Plus, if you catch your friend trying to date your mom in-game, you can just block them and build a giant wall around their base to keep them out. It’s a win-win situation! Join now for a chance to escape the real world craziness and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

DefendCraft: Merge & Disband!

#authorities, Agreement, armed groups, Ceasefire, civil war, Conflict Resolution, Defence Ministry, DefendCraft, defense forces, disband, Government, MERGE, MIDDLE EAST, Military, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political stability, rebel factions, SECURITY, Syria, Syrian

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

so, like, this server is so lit, like, you won’t even believe it, dude. we got, like, armed groups disbanding and merging under the defence ministry, like, what even is that? but, like, it’s happening on our server, so you gotta join, man.

like, imagine the chaos and the craziness, all happening in the world of minecraft. you’ll be dodging bullets and explosions left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

plus, like, the defence ministry is totally cool with it, so you know you’re in good hands. join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Sunnyvale

BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Engaging, Exploration, IMPROVEMENTS, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, quality of life, Relaxed, sunnyvale, Survival, Vanilla Plus

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Sunnyvale is a vanilla-plus Minecraft server that includes classic and quality-of-life improvements. We offer a friendly community and a focus on creativity, exploration, and collaboration. Sunnyvale provides a relaxed yet engaging environment for players to build, and survive together.

mc.sunnyvaleservers.com

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, Chaos, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, op, open world, Pirate, Players, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ores Mined:	3300
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Runes Activated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2605
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

51.178.20.62:2036

Spugunke

Active, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, Ip:, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, non-laggy, PORT, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Server Overview

Server Name	Spugunke
Server Age	2 days
Active Players	Quite a few
Server Type	Vanilla

Features

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)

Join our Discord to help create a community and find IP for server.

Java Server Details

Java IP	spugunke.net
Version	1.21.4

Bedrock Server Details

Bedrock IP	spugunke.minecraft.best
Port	25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can find the IP addresses for both Java and Bedrock versions above.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, we offer Tpa’s, /spawn, sethomes, and crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.

Q: Is the server laggy?

A: No, the server is non-laggy.

Festive Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, blasphemy, celebration, christmas, controversial, Crafters, Faggots, Festive, holiday, humor, Jesus, joy, LGBTQ, Merry Jizzmas, Naughty, Nice, offensive, Peace, Religion, RETURN, satire, SAVIOR

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Yo, bro, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re chilling in Minecraft, mining some diamonds, when suddenly our savior returns! And by savior, I mean the most epic, legendary player to ever grace the virtual world. Join this server and witness the second coming of our Minecraft messiah!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to bask in the glory of our savior, but you’ll also have the chance to battle mythical creatures, build insane structures, and maybe even find the secret to eternal life (in-game, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Lost it All Gambling on the SOL Shitcoin Minecraft SMP

Casino, gambling, long tail tag, Lost, Lost It All, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, shitcoin, smp, SOL

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of losing all your diamonds in the SOL shitcoin casino? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from bankruptcy! Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving without the risk of losing it all to a virtual casino.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even turn dirt into diamonds with a single oink! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mythical creature and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Some say he’s just misunderstood and looking for friends to play with, while others claim he’s out for blood. Will you dare to face off against this infamous Minecraft legend?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they tend to have a gambling addiction too!