Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Star Shards Collected: 58
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 New Chunks Explored: 451295
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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