MineSion Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Animals Bred:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Farms Harvested:	310
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3097
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	1328	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Players Killed by Monsters:	5028
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Animals Bred:	196
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1667	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Towns Built:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
New Chunks Explored:	645940	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8240	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3852

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

Players:	103/400	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4