MineSion Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Crops Grown:	7943
Dragon Eggs Found:	9336	Meteorites Collected:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Villages Defended:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Buildings Constructed:	46
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Towns Built:	10	New Chunks Explored:	404291
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9373	Villages Defended:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8238	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2774	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Emeralds Found:	2509
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	136	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Meteorites Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.

Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	169
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Votes:	4581
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

Players:	91/300	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6