Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the haunting memories of feeling a log of shit with your dick through someone’s vaginal wall! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about that traumatizing experience. Build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that unfortunate memory. So come on, join us and leave that nightmare behind for good!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SkallCraft Network

    SkallCraft Network

    New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

    Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

    Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

    – CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

    – Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

    – FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

    – BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

    SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 120 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • L2X9

    L2X9

    L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Animals Bred: 34

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Mines Excavated: 1860
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Star Shards Collected: 224

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 655

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Serenity Realms

    Serenity Realms

    Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 41
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PokeWild

    PokeWild

    PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CladeCraft

    CladeCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

    Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SkNetwork

    SkNetwork

    SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 95 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Red&Co

    Red&Co

    A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Lost Lands Redux

    Lost Lands Redux

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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