Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the haunting memories of feeling a log of shit with your dick through someone’s vaginal wall! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about that traumatizing experience. Build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that unfortunate memory. So come on, join us and leave that nightmare behind for good!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Noobcraft

    Noobcraft

    Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ExaliaMC

    ExaliaMC

    Welcome to ExaliaMC!

    Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

    We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • FairNSquareMC

    FairNSquareMC

    FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Elivius

    Elivius

    Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

    • Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

    Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

    Looking for staff + builders! Apply in our discord<3

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

    We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Minedoms

    Minedoms

    A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

    To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

    To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Crops Grown: 9134 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Lands of Minearchy

    Lands of Minearchy

    Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

    Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

    Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 50
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Suralt

    Suralt

    Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

    Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Safe Haven

    Safe Haven

    Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

    SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

    Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

    We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CandyCraft

    CandyCraft

    Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ChickenCraft

    ChickenCraft

    A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Emeralds Found: 5122
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 155 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 317
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • WinterMC

    WinterMC

    WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

    IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Pyramid Corp.

    Pyramid Corp.

    Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Towns Built: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Wilderness Tamed: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Oceania Prestige

    Oceania Prestige

    Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

    For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NeoMedieval3

    NeoMedieval3

    NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

    Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1701 Runes Activated: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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