Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the haunting memories of feeling a log of shit with your dick through someone’s vaginal wall! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about that traumatizing experience. Build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that unfortunate memory. So come on, join us and leave that nightmare behind for good!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 76
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY