Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the haunting memories of feeling a log of shit with your dick through someone’s vaginal wall! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about that traumatizing experience. Build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that unfortunate memory. So come on, join us and leave that nightmare behind for good!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
Magic Items Found: 5489 Void Armor Forged: 23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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