Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the haunting memories of feeling a log of shit with your dick through someone’s vaginal wall! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about that traumatizing experience. Build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that unfortunate memory. So come on, join us and leave that nightmare behind for good!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Holy Grails Found: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY