so, like, this server is like if facebook was a minecraft server, but like, way more fun and way less creepy, ya know? like, we don’t scrape your photos or posts or anything, we just want you to come play with us and have a good time!

join our server because we have the best AI in all of minecraft, trained on all the public photos and posts of australian adults. it’s like having a virtual stalker, but in a totally cool and non-creepy way, i swear!

and get this, there’s no opt-out option because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! our AI will be your new best friend, always there to help you mine for diamonds or build a sick castle.

so come join us on this totally not-creepy-at-all minecraft server, where the AI is always watching and the fun never stops!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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