Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 172 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb, man. You gotta join because, like, we have this secret underground lab where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. And, like, if you find the golden chicken, you get a free unicorn mount to ride around on. Plus, our server is so lit that even aliens from outer space come to hang out and play Minecraft with us. And, like, did I mention that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a wave of his wand? So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!
