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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4257 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or build a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that awaits them.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing and are always looking for new recruits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers (or at least make you run really fast).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Welcome to the land of endless possibilities and questionable physics.