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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3555 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
