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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5790 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
