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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5286 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Votes: | 6031 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
