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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1525 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 7910 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 101 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 329057 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 271 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
