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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9472 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 941444 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
