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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2287 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
