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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9484 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 476 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
