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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3578 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
