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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4609 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 932 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Buildings Constructed: | 50 | New Chunks Explored: | 271100 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Star Shards Collected: | 148 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!