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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 8509 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Votes: | 2036 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9940 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
