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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 524 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
