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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9588 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
