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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5416 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
