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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 784 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 250 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 119 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
