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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3053 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 753 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!