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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 6634 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Votes: | 3686 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Animals Bred: | 142 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
