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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9606 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Emeralds Found: | 8088 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
