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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9654 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Have you ever wanted to go to jail for a ridiculous reason? Well, now you can! On our server, your username is the reason you have to go to jail. Did you steal all the cookies in the land? Or maybe you were caught dancing on tables in the village square? Whatever the reason, get ready for some jailhouse fun!
But don’t worry, our jail is more like a luxury resort than a prison. With diamond-encrusted cells, gourmet food, and daily spa treatments, you’ll never want to leave! Plus, you’ll have the chance to meet other players with equally absurd usernames and form alliances to take over the server.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of chaos and laughter. Just remember, the only crime here is not having enough fun!