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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1517 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!