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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 2835 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 216 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!