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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2083 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 169588 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!