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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9523 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!