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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4349 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 460 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 197 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!