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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2326 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 80 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!